LADY 2- Zuri? Emma:I did exactly what you suggested and made pro and con lists for my two potential dates. (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). (pauses) Doesn't that sound fun? (chuckles) Will now compete to be Waldorf the Walden Wasp! (Cab driver closes partition screen, Jessie looks offended). Jessie:Maybe you could bribe her with a rat? Ravi: (while playing the videogame)that is very kindbut Mr. Kipling is still a seething cauldron of anger. Zuri:Do you really think Tony wants to re-create how you met and fell in love? Zuri:Or we can do something fun that doesn't involve barbed wire,and mud.(nods). Jessie:Uh,could you try to panic from the neck down? So was my dad! Jessie:No,I meant I know how I'm going to finish my movie! Itdemonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. That's how I wound up with my third husband. I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling, so, I made him some chicken-fried crickets! (Zuri laughs.) They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Jessie Episode Scripts Season: 1 2 3 4 Season 1 1. Provider There are no TV Airings. (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). Do it! Zuri:Well,you should've woken up earlier! Christina: And, we realized that being there for you is really more important than any job. It's too strong to be broken. Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! Aliens have landed and stolen my eyeballs! Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? (Pokes Zuri's nose), (A scream is heard. (looks at phone). Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. I have prevailed! (rubs legs) Back in a minute! Jessie:There's no good answer to this,but what's the rope for? Where's my leaf project? Jessie: Here, you try. See,by staying strong,helping out around the house and supporting your mom from here at home,both you and your grandmother are serving our country just as much as your mom is. (reads letter)My film got accepted! That is, except for Preston, and Emma! These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! Do it! Jessie:What? I want to try out to be the Walden Mascot! Isn't this nice? You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. And more cardboard-y. And so beautiful! Ravi:You will not find a more committed mascot than me. Jessie: (To cab driver) So then my dad, who's in the marine corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a great job. Tony:Awkward-schmawkward,this thing's a hit! Zuri,Jessie,Mrs.Harris,Taylor and Sgt.Harris:Yeah!(chuckle). I promised myself I wouldn't yell! Isgho Votre ducation notre priorit . Contestants have just 24 hours to write,shoot,and star in a film! (walks away). Jessie TV Series 20112015 IMDb. Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. Morgan: You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. Any questions?" Bertram:No way. Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. (in shock), (scene changes to the kitchen,bus leaves in 25:00). (Jessie and Tony kneel down at the same time). Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. Jessie:I'm so happy my misery brings you joy. And the winner is (A part of Emma's project falls off. demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. Seriously, who wore this before me, Big Foot? Luigi is see flying with a cape as he slams his feet on to a parademon, then . "Jessie was an integral part of our production team during her time at . Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. We've been over this. The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. Everyone looks in shock.) About; Blog . Mrs.Harris:Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Mrs.Harris:I sure will,pumpkin,and thank you. (shows her arms). Emma: Why did you guys change your mind about coming? We only have (looks at watch,bus leaves in 30:00) 30 minutes! Jessie:It's nice to see you happy for your brother. Emma:(holding a bag)OK,what's the make-up emergency? Jessie:OK,I'm still a little blinded from the beautiful,shiny baby,but it looks you're playing tug-of-war with Luke! Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! Jessie: (gasps) I loved the original Galactapus! . Luke:Yeah. (elevator doors closing)(screams in the elevator), (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri move their shoulders up and leave while smiling), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Jessie comes in.). Flying to India is way out of my budget. (Emma walks in, holding a plate of food and her phone) From now on, we're all going to have dinner together Emma: Eww, no, I can't eat and look at Luke at the same time! Ravi. I mean,I saw that movie where Lincoln played herself. Thank you for including me in your glamorous world of show business. final coming up. Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. Emma:It was what you said about the outside not being so important,and that what really counts is on the inside. Ravi:It appears verbal dexterity may be my only chance to win this brotherly mascot donnybrook. Jessie: That was rude! Zuri:That's because no one else is playing. The crossover starts off at Walden Academy where Emma Ross is in her history class. Jessie:You may not be the most motivated 4th grader,but you're going to make one heck of a lawyer! Luke:Then you're going to hate the sequel! You should've started this a week ago. :) Subscribe via Email. Bertram:If we leave now, they may not notice for at least a month. Emma:There won't be any tryouts. (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Ravi: I hope Jessie's audition went well. Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. Jessie:Angus the Armadillo. Jessie:Now is the time to blow that whistle! Bertram:I thought you were helping make dinner. (Christina and Morgan look at eachother. Here, I'll help you finish your project! Luke: Dibs on sitting next to Jessie! Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). Michelle:Sorry Jessie,but I just can't hang your headshots in the White House. Coach Penny:Whatever keeps him off the playing fields. Jessie: Hey Ravi. Jessie:(points to squirrel,chuckles)Unless that squirrel over there wants to try out for mascot,it looks like you're the only one who showed up. And she'd get really mad when I won. It's due today? Practice is at my place. Two different guys just asked me to the Walden carnival this afternoon! Jessie:Aw,Zuri. Ravi:I know! Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. Emma: Of course not! Emma:Finally,my stupid brothers come in handy! (runs and leaves the scene). Gettin pretty good at this nanny stuff. I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Luke: I'll show you a moon! You are grounded, go to your cage! Ravi:So,who is going to play Toby,the handsome Jersey doorman you fall for? Luke:(runs to stage excitedly)Coach Penny! (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? Luke:Hey,uh,did you ever find the answer to that question I asked you about? Taylor:Oh,she'll sleep through anything. Jessie:(to Ravi)OK. Just remember the routine we practiced. Emma:Jessie,you're an amazingly talented person! You're so 1-dimensional! And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. It was just awkward playing romantic scenes with my ex,you know? Emma:(carries bag)Uh,Jessie,we have a small issue. ( Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. New York, New Nanny 2. (Christina sighs, and grabs Jessie's hands. If we pass by a kid looking for his lunch money,keep walking. Jessie:So,having my face chiseled in Mount Rushmore is out of the question? Ravi:And yet,the concept of bathing eludes you. Aw,(hugs Emma)that is so great! Zuri: I'm the good child. Jessie:(stands up)Hey,look,I know I've been really stressed out lately,and I'm sorry if I've been a little too harsh on you. Tony: Poor Emma is really disappointed, huh? I may have already packed your bags. Jessie:Well,if that's the spinach,then what's in the spinach frittata? Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. Jessie:Yes,but also he can be your model! Jessie:OK,how about you make a pro and con list? Jessie: (reading)we're running away because we hate you Bertram: I read between the lines. disney jessie transcripts. They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room), Emma: LUKE! Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Muggers? Dousing people with water is my specialty! (While walking over to Ravi's door, and knocking. Jessie:Thanks,guys,but this whole thing was a disaster. Zuri:Sure,but take Jessie's. Jessie:Way ahead of you. Zuri:We're throwing a birthday party for you! Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! (thinks), (Luke's seat springs him up into the air). Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro Works at the best online prices at eBay! (walks away). Jessie:I can't imagine why! It might be kind of awkward to act out our relationship on camera. (to Jessie) The first step is admitting you have a problem. (Dusts a picture frame). Zuri:I'm finished,no thanks to you! The kid who gets winded just changing into gym clothes. Jessie:No,I meant I told Ravi to cut before that happened. Emma:Well,according to the Applause-O-Meter, our new mascot is Luke! She complimented my latrines. Only Luke is there), Luke: (knocking on Jessie's door)Hey, babe! The title comes up: Toy Story 2. (Kids laughing) It was the chair! Zuri: Whatever. Ravi:If she had been more supportive,I would have warned her about the bull in the kitchen. (Opens the door, sees Mr. Kipling, screams, and closes the door.). I see what you mean about that spit spray. Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Jessie: Kids,hurry up! FYI,you have way more worry-lines now than when you started working here. Jessie:OK,you can be in it if you can tell me just one of your lines. ), Jessie: (Screams) Gross! A Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children. Michelle:Well,you must be Taylor's grandma. Now,go get him. So please don't tell the "Loneliest Snowman" story. Jessie:No,Bertram,no,we don't have time to eat! Emma:(pushes Jessie)Guess that outfit will have to do! I have very mixed emotions about this! Jessie:How 'bout doing your assignments on time from now on? Luke:Hey,look! Emma:Actually,I'm going to say yes to Michael. (Zuri and Emma help Jessie from injuries). Jessie:You don't know Reveille? Jessie:Thank you so much for rescuing me from Dr.Dastardly's volcano lair. (Atefeh walks off as the scene shows her splashing water in her face. Wasp mascot humor. Michael said I was taking too long,so he asked out Maybelle! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). I hope you're happy! Emma:Why don't you hire Nicolas Cage? Ravi:P.E. Contents 1 Transcript 1.1 The Coat Is Clear 1.2 Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger Jessie:Can it,science boy! You're not nearly as bad a cook as Zuri said.(nods). (pushes Jessie_. Bertram:Oh,so basically what I always do. Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Taylor:You got me a play date with Michelle Obama? Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. Jessie is an American comedy television series created by Pamela Eells O'Connell that aired on Disney Channel from September 30, 2011 to October 16, 2015. Come on. But I don't even know your name! Emma:So,if Michael and I got married someday,this would be our child: (kid that looks like a troll with glasses shows), Jessie:Ew. Ravi:Does he not look good,Jessie? (The film begins in outer space. (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). (yawns and stretches). (bus leaves in 7:35,Jessie runs to the balcony), Luke:(pants after looking in the mirror)Look what she did to me! Used Karma 4. And I thought I had an online shopping problem! (Who Shot Roger Rabbit?) Bertram:And I am tired of making food with "Fazool" in the name! And hypoallergenic. (episode begins in the penthouse kitchen). (points to line). Zuri:I know,Jessie. (pushes mask). Yes,we can! Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). And now that I've split my pants,it's a little too drafty. But she's really brave,so I have to be brave,too. (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands), (Emma crawls over Jessie to get to Luke, Ravi does the same. Free Monologues For Kids and Teens Disney Monologues. And the rest of you,too. Zuri: OK,I'm ready for school! Zuri:Your last job was as a hot dog. (laughs with Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri), (Time changes to night, scene changes to living room), (Bertram walks in while holding a flowerpot). They are, believe me. By the way,nailed it!(laughs). I have to make you look 2 years younger! (Jessie looks at the screen and sees the Ross children climb into the helicopter) Oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad! Ravi:Jessie,I cannot recreate my plaster mask of Mrs.Kipling! Jessie:Just think back to how in love we were at this incredibly sweet,romantic moment. Help, Ravi, help! And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! I think the students should pick! Emma:Remember,you enthusiastic applause will determine the winner. Taylor,you grew up on a military base. Zuri: And then she said, (screams, Jessie laughs). Jessie:The winner gets their film shown in a prestigious film festival. It was weird for me,too. (Luke takes a caterpillar out of his mouth). (whispers) Tell him he looks good! (shows a box decorated with water pictures with a water faucet on the top). Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Taylor:This was a game? Man: You're not that little. (Ravi hugs a very shaken and unstable Jessie), Jessie: You are welcome now, now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my pantsand not cause they're ripped. (Jessie accidently hits Luke's microphone). ), (The door opens with Jessie in a costume. (continues laughing). Jessie: You turned in a photo of a pimple on Bertram's back! Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"! Ravi:But Tony has over 20 lines in this scene! And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. Mrs.Harris:I'm not very good at knitting.(laughs). (puts the head on the costume)OK. Now,go up there and do me proud! She loves juicing stuff. I have a clipboard and everything. Tony:You mean during the filming,or while we were dating? They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! Bertram:Uh,Tony just called. You're in trouble! Morgan: Cut! If my school needs spirit they can count on me! ), Jessie: (Whispering) I'm so sorry- it's my fault, Judge:And the winner- for her brilliant demonstration that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, thus discussing (?) Luke blocks her.). Don't you have other things to do? (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. My banners are on back-order,the face paint I got runs,and even though I banned the debate team from the pep rally,they still argued their way in. Tony:Aw,wolfman! No,no,the Martha Washington vase is not a chew toy! (takes picture with phone)(chuckles). Sonic spin dashes ahead, leaps into the air and slams into several parademons in the sky, then grabs one and throw it into another as he lands back on the ground. (Jessie just stares at Luke for a moment, then turns to Zuri's door). Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. So! Jessie:Why do you get to pick the mascot? Jessie:Wait a second. The mask is completely harmless. 12. Ravi:(nods)Fine with me! Emma:Don't worry,I got this. Luke:Those are my deets,ladies! Do it! Provide rapid on-s Jessie:Let's not re-hash the past. Jessie:You! (Screams) At least buy me dinner first! (walks away). Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. The judges discuss this.